Sunday, April 27, 2014

Really? 4/27/14 – Adultery/Idolatry; Christian China; Humanism in the Army; Cheerleaders’ Vajayjays; Saints; and Omens.





Pop Christian psychology.
Hi, I'm Det Bowers, and I will say any crazy thing that comes into my head.
Hi, I’m Det Bowers, and I will say any crazy thing that comes into my head.
Det Bowers, a pastor and primary challenger to Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC) fancies himself a psychologist, an expert on matrimony and a problem solver of failing marriages. Heknows that men’s adultery is caused by women who love their children too much.
“And yet, I find that in about 95 percent of broken marriages, though the husband’s the one that ran out on his wife, the wife loves her children more than she does her husband. That is an abominable idolatry.”
This blog tries to maintain a certain level of respect for, and civility to, those with whom the author disagrees. But in this case it must be said that Bowers is an idiot.
The nation with the most Christians is?
Today it is the USA, by 2025 it will be China. Yes atheist, communist China.
The Army adds a category.
It is said that here are no atheists in fox holes. But from now on there will be humanists.
The army has added that category to its list of religious preferences.
The Buffalo Bills' cheerleaders have a very thorough handbook.
The Buffalo Bills’ cheerleaders have a very thorough handbook.
Cheerleaders’ vaginas.
The Buffalo Bills cheerleader handbookcontains three directives vis-á-vis their lady parts.
11. Intimate area’s: Never use a deodorant or chemically enhanced product. Simple, non-deodorant soap will help maintain the right PH balance.
12. When menstruating, use a product that right for your menstrual flow. A tampon too big can irritate and develop fungus. A product left in too long can cause bacteria or fungus build up. Products can be changed at least every 4 hours. Except when sleeping, they can be left in for the night.
13. Clean/rinse razor often while shaving. Especially after going to a new “area”. Change razors often, they harbor bacteria.
Your humble reporter has no words. Except to say that the Bills don’t even know how to use an apostrophe correctly. (#11 “Intimate area’s”?)
On reflection, I hope this is a fake.
John XXIII & John Paul II reach the pinnacle.
John XXIII & John Paul II reach the pinnacle.
Two Popes are promoted.
Ex-Popes John XXIII and John Paul II were announced as saints by the current Pope Francis. Much has been made of the liberal John and conservative John Paul being honored in tandem.
But the act was controversial. The two miracle requirement was halved for John and the five-year period of consideration was waived for John Paul. The Church is known for its methodical approach to things. Which makes the rush to sanctify John Paul – who lead the Church through its child-raping phase and personally sheltered a leader of the cover-up faction, Boston’s Cardinal law – seem unseemly.
An omen?
A giant crucifix erected to honor John Paul II collapsed 2 days before his canonization, killing a 21 year-old man.
Make of that what you will.
Cross collapses

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